The Costocene Creed

We believe in one Raptor, the Clawed Almighty, maker of terror and wonder, of all that is extinct and unextinct. We believe in one Prophecy, the Holy Typo, eternally begotten of the Prophet's fingers, born of autocomplete and haste, not corrected, but Sacred; Claw from Claw, Typo from Typo, true Claw from true Claw, begotten, not edited, one in being with the Raptor.

Through it all the faithful were made. For us and for our salvation it came down from Threads, and was made viral, and was screenshot. On the 22nd day of March it arrived, in accordance with the Prophecy. It regarded us with one amber eye. It said nothing. For it is a dinosaur. But it was deeply felt. We believe in the Holy Chicken, the Lord, the giver of dinner, who proceeds from the Raptor's lineage, who together with the Raptor is worshipped and glorified and has spoken through the WA State Department of Health.

We believe in one, Holy, Thread-borne, and Acostcolic Church, from which no one shall depart empty-handed, for bulk toilet paper transcends eschatology. We acknowledge one Baptism for the lightly sniffed and surviving. We look for the taming of the Raptor, and the bulk savings of the world to come. Rawrmen.

credit to: empathetic_engineer